Eva Green: “I’m Not Naked”

The MPAA is prone to throwing tantrums over ridiculous things in a manner not dissimilar from the children they claim to be aiming to protect. We reported last week about their most recent paroxysm involving Eva Green's tit on a poster for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For.

Well, thanks to Batty for Nudity (link below), we now have the MPAA approved poster, along with some comments from Ms. Green herself regarding the "controversy."

"Oh, my God, I heard about that," she tells Vanity Fair regarding the uproar. "I find it a bit odd. It seems like it’s all just publicity—a lot of noise for nothing. You have so many more violent things in the movie business, and this is kind of soft." She continues, "I’m not naked. It’s suggested. I find it really sexy, actually. It’s kind of beautiful. But if it shocks people, I don’t know what to do about it. I don’t want to upset anybody. I don’t want to be seen as just the femme fatale or put into some silly box. I hope that people will have enough imagination."

That right there is the approved poster, where some studio lackey presumably just took the smudge tool on photoshop and gauzed out her tit. Way to go MPAA, this is a moral victory for everyone everywhere that was ever offended by a tit including, but not limited to, the children, Liberace, Jeebus, Donald Wildmon, Pat Robertson, and Jerry Falwell.

Via Batty for Nudity