God Bless Softcore Porn Actors, They Try So Hard

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Kiara Hunter, the busty belle in this scene, is doing a great job of controlling her sexiness. Her partner, however, needs to tone it down a little. We understand that his pained grimace is an attempt to communicate how phenomenally bangin' Kiara's bod is, but if he keeps it up, his cheekbones are going to explode.

Wait a minute, that's not just some random softcore stud, that's Marc Singer! Can someone search his medical records and find out if he's had major cheek surgery in the last ten years? In the meantime, the rest of us will be grooving on the fucking sextastic soundtrack that plays over this scene. We hereby call dibs on playing that sound at our wedding.

· "L.A.P.D.: To Protect and to Serve" (imdb.com)