The Only Things Guaranteed in Life Are Death, Taxes and Pamela Anderson Naked

Pamela Anderson naked? Why that's like saying the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. It's a given, but that doesn't mean it isn't great.

"I like to be bold," Pamela Anderson says to Purple magazine (link below), when the interviewer notes her new short, boyish hairdo.

We like her naked, and the short hair just makes our sightlines less obstructed. That's our practical reason. But, really, reason has less to do with our interest in Pam, then a more instinctual lust.

The pictures she's published in Purple are the first to expose her short locks. Of course they're not to show off her kick-ass body, but then there's no such thing as too much of a good thing like Pam.

"I've never had a problem with nudity, but this has really revealed me. It's much more powerful, because I'm more vulnerable." That's how she describes the photoshoot with her new 'do. She goes on to say:

"I don't normally love pictures of myself. I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, and I like having the pictures taken. But seeing these was really something different, something we did. It's like a launching pad for what I'll do now. While looking at the pictures I was thinking to myself, is that really me? I mean you don't take a bad picture — people always look their best in your pictures. It still was a shock to see how strong I look."

It would have been nice if the article talked about more than her hair, but we just read Purple for the pictures.

via Purple