Come In 12 Seconds

It is so pleasant about stumbling onto something hot and unexpected via social media. We love Instagram as it is a visual medium and we're a visually oriented masturbator. And when Instagram went from strictly static images to moving pictures, we said, Yes, this could work. And work it did, in that it works at helping us jerk off.

Case in point, Danish fashion model Nina Agdal. One of three models immortalized in busty glory forever on the cover of the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Now we have gift from @Nina, filmed by hairstylist Riad Azar, who then posts the reel for us all to marvel at. We might have been jealous in a past life, but we've learned to live and let live. Maybe we don't have an exhibitionist girlfriend like Nina, but thanks to her largess we're able to pretend we do for a few seconds. Hell, a few seconds is all it takes for us to get off.

First there's the close-up on a blue dress, tightly affixed to a beautiful bust that is semi-exposed through a teardrop-like cut down the middle of the garment. Then it gets even better, as Nina squeezes her melons until the juice runs down our thighs. She caresses her bosom and her hands snaked up her neck, where we're given a look at this sweet young things face. She turns her back on us and then the loop starts all over again.

We can watch this forever, and we could, seeing to the endless repeat function of the clip, but then in short time we're hard and spewing our wet approval. But don't fret, Nina, we'll get hard and be back at you soon.