We Can See Clearly Now The Pixels Gone

Some people like 8-bit resolution. Some don't. If you're the kind of pervert who prefers to have private parts pixelated, as common practice in Japan, then read no further. For you life is good. But if you're the type of person who likes to see every hair on a babe's chinny-chin-quim then have we got news for you.

First a little history, about one-hundred years ago Japan, in its quest to be taken seriously by the western nations, decided to echo their puritan ways when it comes to sex and censor what it considered explicit and undignified expression. If you're a fan of Japanese ladies and have looked them up online, then you know that the penis and vagina exist only as a blurred digital cloud between lovers. But there's a workaround to this that we've only recently discovered.

Sure, Japan has uncensored movies, but those are strictly produced for export or made illegally. So, what if you're a lover of labia and live in Japan? Then buy yourself a "mosaic removal machines" (モザイク除去機 or mozaiku jyokyo-ki), which may set you back a few hundred dollars, but can tighten up the image and give you the penetrating look your heart and penis desire.

Proudly stamped Made in Japan, the device works to a degree, in that it does sharpen the image, but it's still not the same as an unobstructed view of genitalia would give you, say, in the good ol' U.S. of A. God bless America!

Via Kotaku