Pornstars, A Foursome, Lindsay Lohan, And Other Treats From “The Canyons”

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You guys, "The Canyons" is finally in theaters today, and thanks to the graces of God/internet perverts, we have the best scenes for you right here. What do we mean by "best scenes"? These are the moments when the pornstars and the mainstream actors cease to be differentiated and fall into a mass of bodies and big ol' Lindsay Lohan boobs.

Did you know that Paul Schrader directed a sex scene naked in an effort to placate Lindsay Lohan? And did you know that James Deen was concerned about his on-screen dude loving only in the sense that it may lower the amount that gay porn studios have been offering him to fuck guys?

If anything, we think this ought to up the amount he's paid; "Christian" and his reluctance to kiss a man are not a reflection of James's passionate work ethic.

And isn't it great to see Lily LaBeau and Danny Wylde here, too? Yessiree. It's been a long journey getting here. We're gone through rumors, rumblings, developments, casting choices, chaos, conundrums, confusing trailers, and finally the good nakedness has arrived. Everybody, be proud of yourselves for sticking with it. What movie do we have to sort of look forward to now?

· "The Canyons" (imdb.com)