The Everlasting Cumspurter

Look at the latest thing that wacky Wonka has pumped out! It's the Everlasting Cumspurter™. But, uh, keep the kids away. And it's actually way better than the Everlasting Gobstopper(™), because it's bigger, arguably tastier, and actually does last forever. Seriously, you could eat hundreds of those li'l sugar balls and these fleshly ones will still be going strong. And if there's anything we're all about, it's bang for our buck. Best of all -- this one's free! Free and forever; oh, our lucky stars are shinin' upon us!

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