Samantha Ryan Eats Out Everyone In “Lesbian Babysitters 8”

We were recently thinking about how we dig Samantha Ryan and wish she would appear in more movies, and then this little film pops up and gives us exactly what we want! Isn't that grand? Everybody who's not Samantha Ryan gets fucked by Samantha Ryan; that's how it should be.

There's only one scene in this four-scene film that doesn't list Ms Ryan in the credits, but we're hoping she has a cameo anyway. She doesn't even have to suck or lick anything, we just want her to roll through, wink at the camera, high-five her pals, and be on her way. We know we're getting greedy.

The Chastity Lynn/Samantha Ryan tryst might be our favorite (based on the pictures). Chastity shows up wearing black yoga pants and a slouchy shirt with a butterfly on it, Samantha wears khaki shorts, and together they look like they've just had the world's most satisfying Sunday picnic. Chastity's breasts retain the marks of her bra long after she's naked, and those raw temporary pressure scars combined with the muddy pink of her stiff nipples make her look oh so sweet and vulnerable under Samantha's hands.

The tone is quite different when Dana DeArmond gets her chance with Chastity. You can easily detect the asymmetry of power between them, even in the way Dana places her hands on Chastity's shoulders while the younger girl smoothes her open palms up Dana's chest: there's supplication in that moment. Of course, it becomes way more obvious once they're fucking each other: in one picture, Chastity lightly touches Dana's nipple with the tip of her tongue, letting her hot breath do most of the work, and ends up looking a bit like a confused baby goat. We know that doesn't sound sexy, but just focus on the power dynamic between the two babes and you'll forget we ever mentioned goats.

So what happens when Samantha and Dana get together? Things seem to be pretty equal between them. One woman lies back on the couch while the other laps at her labia, they switch, and each woman acts politely and helps arch her hips into the other's mouth. Perhaps there's a power struggle, but we can't detect any. Unless this picture is telling us something.

Does "Lesbian Babysitters 8" have a plot? Does it need one? Here's a story: Samantha Ryan is a robot from space fueled by lady juices, Dana is the hard-boiled cop determined to clean up space-crimes, and Chastity is the young teen who unwittingly helps the robot on her rampage. Alyssa Reece plays Alyssa Reece. Sound good?

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