The Code Of Hammurabi On Anal: “Your Ass For My Ass”

Gandhi was right when he said "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind," but we're only talking about brown eyes here, and we bet that these boys and girls will see each other in a whole new light of respect and love once they've taken turns pounding each other in the ass.

An ass for an ass, what a brilliant negotiation! It's so fair, so just, so sensible of Doghouse Digital that we don't know why they didn't start this series sooner. Maybe the world wasn't ready to take turns. It's understandable; taking turns is secretly the most hardcore thing around. Symmetry is the fetish of the gods!

Some of these guys seems reluctant to enter to the bargain, but they soon learn to appreciate a good pegging. Adel Sunshine makes her man (who we're going to call Billy) suck her dildo for a good long time, not just to get it shiny and slippery, but so they can trade roles on cock worship; Adel looks like she enjoys the attention, and she's not afraid to press down on Billy's head and make him take more down his throat. When she finally gets that dick in his ass, he goes all red in the face and grinds his teeth, but that's probably due to the awful position he's chosen, draping his spine over the back of the couch. Once Billy is face down/ass up and can tug on his cock, he appreciates Adel's long strokes, and that appreciation is all Adel needs to let him in her ass.

The general trope of the movie is that these guys want to have anal sex with their girlfriends, but the girlfriends won't let them and so the deal is struck. We think that pattern must fall apart from time to time, because Samantha Jolie's boy (who we're calling Maxwell) looks like he's beggin' for a peggin' real bad. In almost no time, Samantha has him lubed up and bent over the desk with her plastic balls slapping against his taint. When she flips him over, he instinctively pulls one knee to his shoulder so she can thrust all the way inside him. Then Maxwell slips his stiff cock in Samantha's asshole, but we don't get to see his face when he does this, so we assume he's rolling his eyes at it.

With all due respect, Terry Sullivan may have one of the least sexy names in porn (but maybe that's because her name makes us think of Telly Savalas). However, she is a gorgeous beast with berry-colored hair, tiny titties, and confident hips that throw her silicone dick deep in boy butt. We can't tell if she prefers fucking or being fucked, but when she gives her man (Bryce, because we say so) free control of her culo, he gets so excited that he bursts jizz all over the place: pussy, legs, and stomach.

Maybe, just maybe, Bryce came that hard because he finds the freakiness of fair play too overwhelming. Hopefully you will, too, when you watch "Your Ass for My Ass." It's mandatory to watch this, you know.

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