Nobody Eats Pussy Quite Like Your “Old Friends”

Sometimes you just feel like, "Damn. Why do I waste time trying to OkCupid my vagina's way into some nice guy mouth when I have friends who are such genius clit-lickers that their tongues deserve MacArthur Fellowships?" We know it's "healthier" to seek out new relationships, but it's such a chore when you have a horny homie on speed dial.

And besides, there's something to be said for strengthening old bonds through the ceremonial swapping of bodily fluids. It's a beautiful thing to be nourished by the sweat and come of long-time pals and former flames--especially former flames--and if a little drama bubbles up as a result of your tryst, well, that's fuel for a future fuck session.

Such is the attitude of the stars of "Old Friends," in which Kayden Kross takes her gal pals over to a backyard barbecue at her boyfriend's (Bill Bailey) house, where it seems that everyone has already fucked each other at some point in time. There she runs into Bill's roommate/her ex-boyfriend, Manuel Ferrara, and old feelings/Kayden's loins get all stirred up. Kayden is happy in her relationship, but she can't resist sneaking off with Manuel for some nostalgia-laden nookie; she misses the way he roughly squeezes her tits as his tongue treks down her pussy and teases the rim of her ass, and though Bill sports a big package, Kayden craves the special fullness that Manuel gives her when spooning and fucking her from behind.

Meanwhile, Bill is busy making eyes at Kayden's roommate, Angelica Saige, who also happens to be his ex-girlfriend. They escape to the bedroom and go through their favorite positions together, sort of like they're listening to the Best Of album of their moans and grunts. Angelica must've missed the way Bill wrenches her arm behind her back and pulls her hair as he pounds her pussy, and the thought that Kayden is now receiving such rough stuff only makes Angelica's nipples extra stiff. If there's one thing we love more than steamy cheating, it's symmetrical cheating!

Is there anyone in "Old Friends" who's not cheating on someone? We don't think Riley Reid is, although we don't know the context of her scene with Erik Everhard (nor do we know what gets Erik balls-deep in Kendall Karson later in the film). We'll assume it's innocent "Hey, you have genitals? Me too! Let's use 'em!" kind of stuff that gets Ms. Reid mounted on Erik's member, because we don't want any drama getting in the way of Riley coming on his cock. As if the girl didn't already look like a delicious teen treat in her loose French braids, she makes sure we know how creamy she is by letting lose on Erik's thick dick. Sometimes, Riley, you torture us.

Will the day's dalliances be revealed to the party? Will lovers and roommates split apart because of all the cheating? More importantly, does anyone at this barbecue actually make any food? Because if "Old Friends" don't have the courtesy to feed you after they fuck you, then it's time to find some new friends.

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