What Makes A Threeway Blowjob “Racially Motivated”?

When someone uses the phrase "racially motivated," it's usually for something bad. Like, no one ever feels racially motivated to hold the door open at the bank, and you never hear about a Chinese buffet being racially motivated to host a super cheap early bird special, it's always crime that gets the epithet. Fortunately, Jules Jordan, Mike John, and a Benetton ad's worth of pornstars are here to change that.

How do they do it? We're not 100% sure. Sex is a part of the equation, but so are goofy back-of-the-box statements that are dripping with oddly racial allusions and terms. Whatever, we're not good at math, unless we're talking about adding genitals to other genitals. Addition is a major turn-on for us.

Jacky Joy and Sean Michaels are both lovely and well-endowed humans, so we look forward to them mashing their floppy bits together, but we're extremely confused by the statement on the box: "We turn Jacky loose? and she gets some Sean Michaels ?boogie juice!" What the fuck is boogie juice? We know what they mean, but damn, really? Like, for real, all we want to do is watch Jacky drag her snake bite piercing down Sean's dick and drop her ass low, and now we're sitting here thinking about boogie juice. The only way this will be fine with us is if they were referencing the Brian Bennett song, "Boogie Juice."

Elsewhere and elsewhen, London Keys gets spitroasted between D. Snoop and Lee Bang, and she looks like she's having a fiendishly good time. Is it possible for a pornstar to enjoy her job too much? The look on her face as she rocks against Lee's fat cock and grips the base of Snoop's as she prepares to impale her mouth upon it--oh, it gives us chills! So we're willing to overlook the weirdness of the box's assessment: "London gets double-dipped ?in chocolate! Black Power!"

Ok, so maybe "Racially Motivated 4" doesn't make the phrase "racially motivated" seem any less caustic, but it's still a damn hot film. Plus, we give Jules Jordan a pass on all this nonsense because they're usually so casual about their diversity (that is, they frequently put interracial scenes in movies without making a big deal about big black dicks and white holes and whatnot).

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