Let Us Help You Get That Sand Off, Laura

Uh, that is, let us help you brush the sand away from your skin, not that you're sexually pleasuring the sand with your body. Actually, strike that, maybe you are. Maybe we're just going to step back and let you do your thing with the sand. It's important to keep beaches happy.

Some people like to do beach clean-ups, collecting all of the cigarette butts and broken glass they can find until the sands look sparkly and fresh, and others like to coat themselves with sand until they look like breaded chicken ready for the fryer. It's easy to make a beach look good, but much harder to make it feel good, and so we salute Laura for trying to use her small human body to get intimate with an entity who's broken up into billions of small pieces over miles of land.

· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)