Gone Fishin’ For Topless German Babes

Vice writer Henrik Saltzstein was leafing through a fishing magazine in a doctor's waiting room in Denmark when he found "an untapped genre of amphibious soft porn." That phrase alone is enough to make our skin crawl, but the photos actually aren't half bad! Hot girls enjoying themselves on boats, wading deep in rivers, proudly displaying their freshly-caught aquatic phallic symbols prizes: there's good ogling in them pictures.

If you really want to enjoy them, we recommend recreating the fishing experience at home. Take off your clothes (unless you have a khaki tackle vest in your possession), have a few beers, sit on a rocking chair, maybe get a minor sunburn, and the nausea and delirium should have you begging to see these fishing boobs. We don't exactly know who you'll be begging, but, you know, somebody.

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