Sure, Martha Stewart can make a mean casserole -- but can she do it whilst being vigorously fucked from behind (sorry for that image)? We think no. What makes a truly accomplished chef in our book is being able to create a picture perfect multilayered lasagna while orgasming. They say you can taste a difference when people make food with love... Well, make it with orgasms and people should prepare for a real party in their mouths.
The kitchen is indeed the heart of the home. Why not make it the fiery loins as well? Although we suppose the bedroom would get a bit jealous. It's got sleep though. Sleep is cool, right? But the kitchen has the food. Which is greater? If only we could eat, sleep, and fuck all at once. We'd implode in a messy, sleepy bubble of happiness.
· fun in the kitchen (pornhub.com)