Linda Evangelista: The Crime-Fighting Blow-Up Doll Superhero

We're tempted to file this one under "What Is This I Don't Even..." but if you looked us in the eyes and told us that Linda Evangelista spends her non-modeling hours by dressing up in vinyl, latex, and other fetish fabrics, dazzling bank robbers with her conical tits, and beating them up, we'd believe you. She's Linda Evangelista!

Supermodels definitely have the body types to be crime fighters--one roundhouse from Linda would send even the chunkiest villain spinning through the air--and they have extensive experience with moving gracefully in strange costumes, so we hope more of them follow in Linda's footsteps. Maybe some of them should rock body armor as well, you know, just to be safe. This boob routine is cool, but probably not the smartest option in a world where people have weapons.

· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)