Let’s All Help Elizabeth Loaiza Get The Sand Off Her Bod

As you can tell by these sultry pictures from SoHo Magazine, Elizabeth has a formidable amount of sand caked on her body, and she needs some assistance getting off. Wait, we mean getting it off, it being the sand that's stuck on her skin. We're totally not thinking about having nasty sex with Elizabeth, rolling around the sand and surf until we look like two happy beach golems.

Anyway, we figure if enough of us ogle her body, we can will the sand off with our thoughts. It may take thousands of minds to move one grain, but it's worth it. Together we are strong and not the least bit savagely horny for Elizabeth Loaiza.