The Encyclopedia Of Smut: W Is For Watersports

As much as we'd love to bring you a report about people having sex on jet skis, that's not what this is about. Watersports means piss: people pissing on themselves, on each other, in glasses, in their pants, in public, in secret, for fun, for humiliation, and for the good ol' feeling that comes when you really let loose with your juice.

What makes urination fun? Why is it taboo? How does it become a part of someone's sexual repertoire? There are many answers to these questions, and the more we look at a single answer, the more it seems to splinter, so we're going to break our thoughts down into two categories. First, we're going to talk about urine as a body fluid, and then we'll discuss urine as something to be controlled (physically and socially).

The Waters of Life

Simply put: pissing feels good. Everybody does it, it's relaxing to do, and when we're done, we all feel ready to take on the day (or drink more beer), so given that this pleasurable activity takes place around the sex organs, it's no wonder that urolagnia--literally "urine lust"--is a thing. One exciting event in your pants is like all the exciting events in your pants.

Some urophiles have suggested that urine contains pheromones, and while this is proven in animals, there's no strong scientific suggestion that human piss is packing any (and some people think human pheromones are a myth to begin with). Still, people who get sexually aroused by the aroma and/or flavor of pee can develop strong attachments to a partner's piss--it's really no different than liking the way your lover's skin smells or come tastes--and, like animals, watersport enthusiasts (water athletes?) may also find enjoyment in marking their territory.

It's important to note that advocates of urine therapy--the practice of drinking your own excretion in order to (allegedly) heal diseases, boost your immune system, and gain other benefits--are not urophiles, although it wouldn't be surprising if there were some crossover.

[Above: there's a whole lot of peeing going on in "Extreme Pissing: Nasty Watersports Without Limits"]

Piss is Power

Much of the cultural significance of urination has to do with not urinating: you piss freely until your parents put a diaper on you, then you have to learn to use a special appliance in a special room, and even when you've mastered the secrets of the toilet you have to wait in line to use it or hold it in on a long car ride. Before you pee, your natural urges negotiate with your will over your body, training from your youth, and the norms of your culture. You probably get where we're going with this; pissing is about control and therefore can be part of sexual domination.

There are a few ways in which the mellow yellow can be incorporated into acts of humiliation. For one, submissive urophiles may be peed upon by their masters or forced to consume their urine. Alternately, a dom may force their sub to deal with a full bladder--which can heighten the sensitivity of the genital area--while being teased, tickled, or tortured, and sometimes this is done until the sub wets their pants.

And let's not forget people who are into diapers! Diaper fetishism isn't only for those who enjoy infantilism (dressing and acting like an infant), but chances are if you're wearing a diaper for sexual reasons, you plan on pissing it in as well. Donning a pair of Depends signifies a loss of control while simultaneously absolving the diaper lover (or adult baby) of blame and putting them in the care of an authority figure.

[Above: these hot German girls really treat their man like a toilet in "Achtung Nass"]

Pee-Pee in Porn

How does piss get mixed into porn? Lots of ways!

· BDSM - As we mentioned above, peeing on someone, peeing in someone, and making someone else pee are all signs of dominance over another, and many hardcore fetish scenes incorporate urine into the act.
· Desperation - Some people get off on holding pee in, and possibly masturbating in order to distract from the urge to let go. Of course, for some people, losing control and soaking some pants with piss is half of the fun. We've noticed a lot of amateur porn of this type, but we've also noticed a few erotic tip columns that suggest drinking a large quantity of water forty-five minutes before sex in order to add a little intensity to the action.
· Voyeurism/exhibitionism - Many people consider urination to be a completely solitary affair that takes place in a quiet, private bathroom, so obviously this is exciting to voyeurs and voyeuristic pornographers looking to make "hidden camera" flicks. Pissing in public--or in nature, or in a pool, or anywhere that's not a bathroom--can be a big kick as well.
· Foreplay - Pee is a warm bodily fluid made of mostly water and urea, and when it's on your genitals, it doesn't look that different than vaginal lubricant. Some movies show performers getting wet by wetting themselves, and we think that's just dandy.
· Squirting - Look, we know that lady ejaculate is different than urine, but when it comes to porn, it sometimes isn't. We've spoken to performers who say they always piss, we've spoken to some that say they never piss, and at a certain point, you have to stop guessing and just enjoy the show.

[Above: a little tickling and teasing making some mighty streams come out of those "Cute Panty Pissers." All videos courtesy of AEBN Porn Pay Per View Network and Adult Video On Demand (theater.aebn.net)]

[At top: a staircase spritzer by John B. Root (galleries.rebootcash.com)]