Don’t Be Nervous, Chloe Lynn

You know how it is (and don't tell me you don't): It's your first day stripping and you're nervous. So Hayden Hawkens fucks away your jitters.

"Barely Legal: My First Day Stripping" is one of the many Special Victims Units of that venerable Hustler series, and here we find Chloe Lynn (like a more innocent-looking Jessie Andrews, if that is possible) reporting to her first day of work at Porn Valley's "Deja Vu Showgirls.

"I'm nervous," she says to mentor Hawkens, who utters the following line that you could well take to heart:

"If you get nervous," Hawkens says, "just grab a hold of that pole and shake your booty."

True to the nature of the best "Barely Legal"s, there is a wholesomeness to this exchange that makes us forget that room probably smells of ejaculate, missed car payments, and despair.

"Show me," says Lynn.

So, even though there is no pole in that dressing room for Hawkens to shake her booty on, she fucks Lynn's nervousness away with a pink dildo, and then gets some of that for herself.

Perhaps time and budget constraints prevented us from seeing Chloe Lynn, thus empowered, going out there and knockin' em dead, but let it be a lesson to you: when in doubt of yourself or your prospects, just go out and get laid. Barring that, shake your booty.

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