“Mom & Dad Are Fucking My Friends” Because I Didn’t Go To Law School

Looking at the Mile High Media title list as a whole, you can see that "Mom & Dad Are Fucking My Friends" has scenarios similar to those found in "Filthy Family" and "Couples Seeking Teens," but with a way different flavor. While the latter two franchises involve elder lovers making amends with/emotionally supporting their teenaged partners, these "Mom & Dad" types are only focused on fucking the youngsters--straight up fucking.

And you know what? We support that. As much as we enjoy a good yarn, a story isn't always necessary, and if a man and a woman want to upset their offspring by engaging in a robust bout of consensual sex with said offspring's friend, then God bless them.

Melissa Mendini and her dashing husband barely say hello to Iwia before the guy pulls his pants down and receives a double-header on his dong, because nobody has time to dilly dally these days. Melissa and her man are clearly coming from work, and they only have the energy to halfway peel off their business clothes before spitroasting Iwia between them. They do, however, make a point of having sex in a special corner of the house with a comfy ottoman, a lush red carpet, and a print of "The Persistence of Memory" behind them. Iwia melts on their genitals like cheddar cheese on a burger; they definitely fucked that friend.

Sometimes the sex can be educational for the younger party; such is the case with Daria Glower teaching Victoria Puppy (what a name!) how to suck her husband's cock. Daria's lips aren't quite as pouty and plump as her friend's, but she knows the perfect way to wrap them where glans meets shaft and suck as she swirls her tongue. Once the blowjob tutorial is over, they get right back to using Victoria. Actually, these pictures make it seem like only Daria gets to play with the teen. If so, that's cool with us. She put on a lot of nice lingerie for this occasion, so she deserves to be the meat in this multi-generational sandwich.

"Mom And Dad Are Fucking My Friends Vol. 9" (not to be confused with "Mom & Dada Are Cut with the Kitchen Knife through the Beer-Belly of the Weimar Republic") is clearly the perfect film for those of you who enjoy watching no-nonsense threesomes that unite horny folk of all ages (above eighteen). Also, the back of the box would like you to know this: "If you want to fling hot wads of cum at your TV screen, ram 'Mom And Dad Are Fucking My Friends Vol. 9' right onto your screen."

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