I Get My Kicks Above The Clothesline, Sunshine: “Clipped Chicks”

I really thought "Clipped Chicks" was about some new fetish featuring M->W or W->M transsexuals halfway through the process. Wouldn't that be a great idea?? But no, "Clipped Chicks" is simply about strategic clothespin placement.

There is a reason I read more into Omar Galanti's movie than was actually there. It was the names of the performers. Names like "Marry Dream" and "Daikiri" sound like standard-issue Thai or Brazilian porn transsexual monikers.

Then there were the clothespins themselves on the boxcover photos. I thought with some excitement that they were like the bandages that cover a fresh tattoo.

"Mr. Galanti is clipping clothespins on their newly-made-or-recently-shortened nubs," I opined sagely.

But they were nothing more than clothespins applied to puffy areas. "Clipped Chicks" is about the skillset required to fuck women past the clothespins.

Mr. Galanti himself is of the heavy-breathing and appreciative school of POV director, a European working with other Europeans and making it clear that he wants to bury his face and anything handy in them. This is always nice to watch because, even if I don't see the point in all those clothespins, he is never rude.

It used to be said of the author Stephen King that he could publish his laundry list and people would buy it. Respectful (but sexy nonetheless) headscratchers like "Clipped Chicks" is also a laundry list worth buying.

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