Some Long, Red Nails Walked Into A Pussy

From there they bought her a drink, wooed her, then proceeded to dance the night away. It's a charming tale, really, and one that has a very happy ending.

As it turns out, the red nails and wet pussy are sort of soulmates. They just get<\em> each other on so many levels. They read the same books, watch the same shows, and have the same hobbies. Masturbation is definitely a hobby, right?