We Wish To Dine At On Xenia Deli

May 2, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

We feel bad capitalizing on Xenia's last name here, because we're sure she heard every possible Deli joke imaginable by the time she finished middle school, and we shouldn't be dredging up such hackneyed quips. On the other hand, come on: she's gorgeous, she's showing a lot of skin, she's probably quite tasty, and we are cannibals.

At least we're not trying to use her first name in some dumb fashion, like, "Hey, Xenia! Do you have Xenophobia in your Deli?" See? What is that? That's not our steez.

· Via In The Raw (itr2010.org)