Lesbians Smooching In Bed: We Want To Go To There

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Oh, "Lip Service," how you entice us with displays of lady-on-lady action. How are we to convince ourselves to get out of bed in the morning when you constantly remind us that bed is the most awesome place in the universe? Look at the dress code here: one woman is wearing a corset, the other is only wearing panties. We feel so accepted in Ruta Gedamintas's bed (now if only she would invite us).

We'll do whatever you ladies want! We'll wear corsets! Well, some of us will. No, strike that, we'll all show up wearing the most chest-enhancing corsets you've ever seen. It'll be epic. Our lives--and our rib cages--will never be the same.

· "Lip Service" (bbc.co.uk)