“Slut Puppies 6” Has More Bad Bitches Than The Westminster Kennel Club

Well, obviously "Slut Puppies 6" has badder bitches; the dogs at the WKC are rather well-behaved. Also, we're using "bitch" as a term of endearment and empowerment, you know, like Alanis Morissette uses it. You know what? We're falling apart here, and it's all because "Slut Puppies" is such a weird title. They're women, ok? Hot, adult, human ladies. Jeez.

Maybe we can start thinking of them as slutty hush puppies (the food, not the shoes). Does that make them more appealing? Bite size girlies, deep fried in, um, lube? Forget we said anything. Let's talk about who's fucking whom.

In the picture above, you see Molly Bennett. According to our records, she started doing porn this year, she only has seven movies under her belt, and we have a very good feeling about the trajectory of her career. Look at her handle Criss Strokes and Jules Jordan: these guys wield some long, thick cocks, and they're not shy about putting their weight behind their thrusts, but Molly takes them with joy. Plus, look at the way she lets Criss's dick rest on her lips. That picture thrills us and we don't know why!

Remember the time we were lamenting how Steve Holmes has been pigeon-holed into always playing the anchor of a double penetration scene? (It's ok, we're not testing your reading comprehension and retention.) Well, good news: he gets Riley Reid all to himself! What validation! It's like the porn industry got together and said, "Steve, we like you, we want you to use this upcoming starlet in anyway you see fit." Riley treats him right, too; she blows bubbles on his cock, rides him hard, and never once does she command him to lie still while some other dude plows her pussy. It's a dream come true! (With come!)

Really though, this movie contains women who are slated to become the biggest names in porn over the next five years. Lizz Tayler shows up and takes Criss Strokes's long dick down her throat like it ain't nothing; she's becoming increasingly well-known in the porn world, and it's not just because she has "Briana Banks" tattooed across her midriff. Ash Hollywood waltzes in wearing a cub scout uniform, and though she desecrates it by getting spitroasted, she is kind enough to remove it before Criss and Jules plaster her face with jizz. We can't tell who's banging Sasha Hall in this movie; we're not really trying to find out, we've been trapped by the sight of her ass, which must have been sculpted by Bernini.

"Slut Puppies 6": it won't keep your feet dry, but it will make you hard.

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