Let’s Enjoy The Finer “Details” Of Alison Brie’s Body

Ugh, Alison Brie; this woman is torture. She gets us all hot and bothered with her bizarrely juvenile Christmas songs, she gets into spank fights with her lingerie-clad costars, and we know for a fact that she keeps her cleavage deliberately pointed at the camera. What do you want from us, Alison Brie?

Do you want us to ogle your latest spread in Details magazine? We're doing that! There are only two pictures, and we're ogling as hard as we can! Do you want us to buy a subscription to Details? That seems a little extreme, but as long as you promise to have pictures in that magazine every month--and yeah, you better be wearing those red heels--then we'll buy the damn subscription. God! The things we do for women who don't even know us!

· Details (details.com)