European Softcore Smut Is Truly Superior To Ours

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We're not going to give up the battle, but the more we watch this "Charterhouse of Parma" show, the more we realize we're never going to out-class Europe with our softcore machinations. It's the little differences that stand out, really. Anybody can show a hot babe slowly lower her defenses and get excited about sex, but at the end of the day, their hot babe is a character lifted from a Stendhal novel written in 1839. Our hot babes are always cops or vampires or stuff like that.

It's not that we don't love our vampiric police officer babes, because we really do (especially the ones on Cinemax), but we must bow to these "Charterhouse" characters. Not only are they gorgeous and very sexually active, but they also have hundreds of years of erotic tension built into them. That allows them to do things like Marie-Josee Croze here: she resists getting aroused, she keeps resisting, she starts staring off into the distance while resisting, and then, all of a sudden, she throws her arms around the guy's neck! Masterful.

·La chartreuse de Parme (imdb.com)