Are These Your Boobs, Olivia Wilde?

Something or someone is clearly pleasing the celebrity smut gods, because we've been treated to an unusually dense season of leaked nudes, alleged naughtiness, and rumored sex tapes. First we had the Hendricks/Munn debacle, then we hear that Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, and now two pictures of someone who looks like Olivia Wilde show up! It's overwhelming. Anyway, let's get to investigating, shall we?

When we compare this face with pictures of the genuine Ms. Wilde, we do see a striking similarity between the noses, chins, and eye sockets. The ears and mouth look a little different, but it's hard to judge from this angle. Also, we're somewhat distracted by her boobs. Maybe we should just be examining those! Quick, someone fire up a copy of "Alpha Dog" (in which Olivia is most certainly topless in bed) and do a jug by jug comparison! We would do this, but oddly enough, it's hard to find naughty clips from movies that are between three and eight years old. (We call it the Played Out DVD threshold.)

People are also claiming that this picture looks like Olivia Wilde, but we can't see it. In fact, this photo looks like a different woman, although we can't figure out why. If these two pictures are of the same woman, then we have to say it's not Olivia Wilde. It might sound unreasonable to you, but we think the second chick is the spitting image of Raven Alexis. Is Raven Alexis secretly Olivia Wilde?

God, we hope so.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)