Soon There Will Be Titty Weather

There's been some freaky weather in the last few months, and we bet you're probably worried about global warming, but we promise you that as soon as summer gets here, you'll be too busy checking out boobs to think about the impending apocalypse.

Just think: in only a few short months, you'll be putting away your winter coats, shoveling the tornado debris out of your driveway, and headed down to the beach to see fine females like Ioanna Ntenti walking around with little clothing on. You'll be all, "Why aren't they wearing more clothing? It must've melted! We're doomed!"

· 'Maybe it's Cold Outside—' Ioanna Ntenti by Alexander Neumann for Tank SS 2012 (fashioncopious.typepad.com)