Breaking: Cloning Used On Lad Mag Babes, Finally

Cloning sheep? Eh, that's cool, but we're pretty sure sheep are good at making other sheep. Cloning edible meat so you can have a vat-grown hamburger? That's a step in the right direction, but we'd rather do Boca Burgers. Cloning lad mag babes and letting them run around your bedroom? Now you're talking our language. High five, science!

Quick question: is it still bigamy if you're married to many replicas of the same girl? We want to be honorable about this, you know? If Danielles #67 through #75 are going to be hanging in our domicile, we want to make honest women out of all of them. Down with sin, we always say.

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