Signs Of The Apocalypse: Jenna Haze And Jada Fire No Longer Fucking On Film

Yesterday, Jenna Haze announced in a video that she hadn't performed in a porn scene since last April, and that she was officially hanging up her pornstar spurs. Around the same time, Jada Fire changed her Twitter bio to read, "YEP IM RETIRED FROM PORN!! : ) BUT I WILL ALWAYS BE JADA FIRE FOR LIFE DONT GET IT TWISTED..LOL u can still see me on NAKED.COM or STREAMATE.COM." Put your genitals at half-mast, people, because today we say goodbye to two of the greatest women to ever touch the industry.

But hey, cheer up a little, things won't be so bad! They're not going to disappear! Jenna will continue to direct movies through her award-winning and unabashedly hardcore Jennaration X Studios, and she'll even keep feature dancing. Jada isn't fully backing away from the camera--she's just going to be hanging out on her webcam, so if you happen to love Jada Fire and you enjoy connecting with fine babes via webcam, then this is really good news!

Still, it's hard to take this lightly. Dozens of new pornstars show up every single day, but we grow attached to certain figures, faces, and fuckstyles, and it hurts when we lose them.

Before you go and tell your masturbation hand what's going on, how about you calm down by watching a couple of Jada Fire and Jenna Haze videos first? Believe us: porn will take the pain away.

Jada Fire in "Big Wet Asses 8" via AEBN Porn Pay Per View Network and Adult Video On Demand (theater.aebn.net)

Jenna Haze in "The Five" via AEBN Porn Pay Per View Network and Adult Video On Demand (theater.aebn.net)

[At top: Jenna and Jada wear their finest fishnets, via Club Jenna Haze (club-jennahaze.com)]