Big Boobs, Murderers, And Other Things You’ll Find On A Porn Set

None of the pornstars we know have ever encountered crazed murderers (or even a lone murderer) while on the job, but this horror film here tells us otherwise. Obviously, we're going to trust the people who made this teen slasher film because they're the ones showing us boobs right now.

It's not because we have a thing for Zoe Sloane--although she is lovely and we would love to see more of this doggy style scene--it's because we align ourselves with whomever is showing us nudity in a given moment. There are many others like us, and as soon as politicians realize what a powerful and easily-swayed demographic we are, presidential campaigns will become way, way cooler. (Show us your boobs, Newt!)

· "BreadCrumbs" (imdb.com)

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