The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet/Orgy For Barbarians!

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Looking for a good way to turn a buffet into an orgy? It's simple: don't provide anyone with any utensils. The primal nature of eating with your fingers will turn into eating the fingers themselves, which will undoubtedly turn into blowjobs. Oh, and give everyone facepaint! Facepaint helps.

If you're still having trouble getting the party to pop, we suggest hosting it after the end of civilization. Nothing gets people cramming food down their throats and fucking each other silly like the threat of extinction!

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