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"My Little Pony" cartoons have become extremely popular recently, so we were momentarily worried that this movie was a parody of that. Thank goodness it isn't! We've never been so relieved to see a bunch of lesbians attacking each other with giant dildos.

A lot of people say there's no such thing as evil in the world, but these ladies disagree; they love Manichaeism almost as much as they love tribadism!

And we would love it if someone could explain to use why Sandy is pretending to sleep under a sombrero while sporting a huge strap-on. Does the evil here flow from the minor racism? Whatever it's there for, it seems to have a positive effect on Puma Swede. She can't resist sucking it as Sandy sleeps, getting good and wet so Sandy can pound her pussy from behind. And how did Sandy learn to throw dick like that? Where did she get such powerful legs? There's nothing lovelier than a hot blonde vixen who can swing a cock better than the boys.

It's hard to figure out what exactly makes Barbie White and Lucy Cattiva evil. The easy answer is that Cattiva is Italian for "bad," but we're not saying that Puma White is a panther or mountain lion, so we'll leave names out of this. Instead, we're going to blame all the sin therein on their costumes. One is a race car driver, the other is a sexy astronaut, and they can't agree whether they should be docking a dildo with the pussy space station or making a pit stop in the ass. It's pandemonium!

Sometimes it's hard to say what makes a particular pair evil, and only small flashes of sadism erupt from the screen. Observe, for example, the way Valentina Blue makes Honey Demon bend over to take a dildo: it's probably quite uncomfortable, but the strain on her thighs and tendons only makes the pussy pounding that much more amazing. On the other hand, Bambi and Zafira draw their power from their creepy symmetry, wearing matching American flag cheerleader outfits, stripping down, and reciprocating every little lick and kiss the other delivers. Again, the difficulty makes the screwing sweeter.

"My Evil Sluts 8" is proof that evil isn't necessarily bad, but it's always more interesting than innocence. The age of neo-Platonic porn is dead; long live the evil sluts!

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