Mixed Messages: “I Want You To Make My Mouth Pregnant”

It's not the science that bothers me. The presence of "oral contraceptives" suggests that mouth-babies are possible in our lifetime. It's just that there's so much gagging in this 50-scene compilation that I don't believe these women want to conceive.

It is entirely possible that a large part of the porn-buying population will find this series of 2-minute forceful blowjobs utterly non-sexy and with no redeeming value. Naturally (or not), those people aren't the target audience.

Imagine several dozen scenes of (perhaps mercifully) uncredited women wolfing down (some with great difficulty) cock, with no shots of any other part of their anatomy but their jizz-and-makeup-smeared faces, and you've got this movie.

I won't speculate on the character of the person who likes this sort of thing, because that's a slippery slope right there. You who like gauzy scripted girl-girl fare and maintain obsequious Twitter relationships with that genre's practitioners? Someone thinks you're the Devil, too.

Instead, let's look at this movie for its follow-through; no one could ever say that "I Want You To Make My Mouth Pregnant" didn't deliver exactly what it said it would: "60 scenes-60 mouths full of cum."

I would have liked to have known who some of these women were. I'm sure I recognized some of them from less-jizzled times. Who was the bodybuilding lady and her little partner? Who were Woman Who Almost Barfed 1 through 40?

Sad to not know.

But I guess pregnancy is a secret couples get to share with each other before telling the world.

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