Gardening At Night With Debbie Diamond

You never know with a Jim Powers compilation. Just a few days after R.E.M. announces its breakup, we casually pop in "I, Mother Fucker" for some Carrie Ann cougar action, only to find Debbie Diamond getting gardening implements up her ass.

To be absolutely clear, the cover of "I, Mother Fucker" is relatively tame for a Powers movie; the juicy Carrie Anne peeks over her shoulder at us and we just assume it's a movie in which she is the confident leader of a pack of ravenous milves.

Nope!

Anne's scene starts abruptly with no contextual understanding that the younger man she fucks, having just solicited a compliment about her cookies, isn't actually her son. Then we realize that we're either watching a compilation or a series of unrelated scenes.

If we were to skip around the DVD, the only throughline is that various older women, some looking more rough and ready than others, will stop at nothing to get their needs met before it's too late.

Among them are Nikki Sexxx, Charisma Cappelli, and Chenin Blanc.

But nothing prepares us for scene 2, in which Debbie Diamond invites the gardeners in to fuck her with rakes, massive glass dildos, and baseball bats. She seems to love it. It is unsettling because we are constantly worried about splinters, as well as if the Red Sox have a chance this year.

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