What’s The Proper Ratio Of Face Shots To Panty Shots?

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It's an age old question that has bedeviled many a smut peddler artiste, and now the legendary Richard Kern has decided to try his hand at divining an answer. After years of holing himself up in his studio with nothing but a protractor, a camera, some custom calculating equipment, and a parade of beautiful young girls, he purports to have finally found the answer—and here, in this breakthrough video, he finally unveils the results of his years of painstaking labor.

We've featured a particularly striking segment of his presentation above, but to really understand his momentous findings, you should take a few minutes to watch the entire study. Trust us: it'll change the way you think of faces and panties for forever (or, uh, at least make for a few minutes of delicious entertainment. Either way.).

· Watch the full video on Vimeo (vimeo.com)