The Secret Mainstream Career Of Gianna Michaels

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Strangely, in all the hype leading up to the release of "Piranha 3D," we didn't hear a single thing about one Gianna Michaels and her topless parasailing scene. Did no one on the marketing team understand her fearsome drawing power?

Because, well, they should have. (Seriously, just look at her.) Let this be a lesson to all you aspiring film directors: cast Gianna Michaels in your project. We don't know what she should do, or anything, but as long as there are breasts involved, we're pretty sure you'll have a smash hit on your hands.

· "Piranha 3D" (piranha-3d.com)