Krissy Lynn: When Size Matters

The delightful Krissy Lynn cuts through millennia of sex-positive flimflam when she notes that there is a time and place for all kinds of dicks in her abundant and egalitarian vagina.

Lynn is a part-time porn performer who also works as a cocktail waitress at a strip club. On the set of Bluebird's "Black Shack," she said that penis size should be taken into account depending on its object's emotional state.

"Size does matter to a point," she said. "If I'm angry or frustrated or something I might just want a big, fat dick to slide myself down on and... cause some wreckage."

Otherwise, "about five and a half inches is good for my pussy. I can't have something that is smaller than my tampon."

Her pragmatic and no-nonsense approach is refreshing, and for this we wish her the best in her endeavors with Time Warner.

"My cable guy recognized me," she said. "I haven't blown that guy. I still pay, like, 80 bucks a month. I should totally get free cable."

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