Is It The Nylons Or The Woman Wearing Them?

Most corporate porn takes a fetish - like hosiery - and waters it down to Fetish-Lite. This enrages hardcore fetishists who are very particular, but it also serves as a gateway drug for the beginning nylons enthusiast.

I only know of the nylons fetish because of the great love an ex-boss had for them. And "Nylons 7" would tweak his radar but would not send him into fits.

Five scenes of beautiful women getting fucked in and out of their lacy things - which include actual nylons enough to justify the title - "Nylons 7" seems like it is hedging its bets with the fetish but resisting getting so close to it that the wider porn audience would get its panties in a bunch.

For someone like me, who thinks of nylons as those things old ladies used to wear at church, to see the voluptuous Sara Sloane trying them zestily on for size or to see Andy San Dimas or Jules Ventura slipping in and out of them is a great pleasure. But they could just as easily be wearing parkas or Adidas; I'd like them in anything.

But this is a good porn movie even if it isn't particularly spot-on, fetish-wise. We get to hear Mr. Pete whispering to Tanya Tate: "I want to fuck your dirty Euro pussy" as well as have Andy San Dimas ask us, "Are you a dirty pervert?"

Is there any other kind?

· Third Degree Films (thirddegreefilms.com)
· Buy "Nylons 7" (gamelink.com)