“Asphyxiating Ariel” (Because She Deserves It)

When will Ariel X ever learn? Surely she did something to so infuriate titan-breasted dominatrix Summer Cummings. Whether whipping Ms. X, fucking her with a condomed foot, or going all "Mommie Dearest" with some wire hangers, Cummings shows no mercy.

Who says that dominatrices have no sense of humor? Lots of people.

Still, we are left to believe that somehow, Ariel X deserves her treatment at the hands (mostly, but other body parts and objects are used) of Mistresses Julie Simone and Summer Cummings, because it is as if the voluptuous duo want Ariel X to further piss them off, just so they can keep correcting her.

We go from punishment for taking Cummings' stockings off the wrong way to some serious electrocution ("Oh, it's not that bad") to some beating with clothing accessories.

There is something gratifying, as a man, to watch "Asphyxiating Ariel" because it's women beating women and I know my gender won't be blamed (unless they were compelled to do that for my benefit? Uh oh).

In any case, this movie works its way fluidly (but sternly) through plenty of fetish-friendly scenarios and we are certain that a role-appropriate time was had by all, even if no one smiles once (well, Simone and Cummings sure do look smug).

· Julie Simone (juliesimone.com)
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