It's not like Santa has all the elves working on toys. He likes to keep a few choice elven girls on the side for, ahem, pet projects.
But whatever! We're happy as long as the she-elves are enjoying themselves, and who doesn't enjoy a little attention? Of course, if the riffraff in the toy shops start getting jealous, we could have a problem.
· Chloe & Em: Sexy Xmas Elves! (zootoday.com)