Lynn LeMay Is An Inspiration To Us All

With all the worry about the environment, we've been trying to be eco-friendly. One good suggestion: save water by taking a shower with a friend. One better suggestion: skip the shower, and just get naked with a friend.

We're pretty sure Lynn LeMay and her friend eventually plan to take a shower (this is, of course, the '80s, so they're less worried about global warming and whatnot), but we hope you can all take some inspiration from their decision to go with sex first...and, you know, forget about the shower altogether (we're sure that sex will leave you feeling nice and clean, anyway).

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