It’s 9:30. Do You Know Where Your Pornstars Are?

May 1, 2009
LUX-ALPTRAUM

A look back at the week that was...

· All dogs go to heaven... except for the ones who make porno.
· Would you like to see Kate Winslet naked? We thought so.
· You don't have to tell us twice that Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond are phat.
· Sasha Grey gave us the girlfriend experience... and we'd pay her double for a second taste.
· If Stoya screams naked, and we're too busy masturbating to hear her... wait, we forget how that one ends.
· Amateur Asians awesomely acting out our fantasies... and more alliterative stuff too, we think.
· These teens may be "tamed," but they're wild at heart.
· Today kicks off National Masturbation Month. With all the links above, you should be pretty set.