Kitty Caulfield Is Never Fully Dressed With A Smile

Enough of that sneering; I work damn hard for that oversize testicular payload. Relative porn newcomer Kitty Caulfield might not remember the departed Mr. Rourke's exhortation of "Smiles, everyone—smiles!" but she lives it.

The chipper and zippy porn vignette movie "MILF Date 3" features Caulfield as an aficionado of "bulgie-eyed dogs" and an artisan of acrylic jewelry reproductions who doesn't have to try very hard to seduce Anthony Rosano.

The 5'11" Caulfield might easily be mistaken for the equally amicable testarossa Audrey Hollander, but I like that I live in a world where both can co-exist peacefully. All Caulfield's parts are sexy, but they are made exponentially more delightful by her smile.

With scant movies and Internet scenes to her name, Caulfield might get lost in the MILF flood, which would be a shame.

But not as big a shame as the fact that Eddie Powell's excellent little feel-good movie isn't about milves at all, but cougars.

We will not sleep until this terminological inexactitude is made right. (We don't sleep anyway.)

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