Lacie Heart: (Faithful) Sexual Freak

After being raised on a steady diet of reality television and celebrity magazines, even the most average looking young girl carries a burning desire in her chubby little fast food clogged heart to one day be a star. More and more of these dirty little angels have surrendered the dream of being the next Angelina Jolie for the dream of being the next Jenna. Who are we to burst their bubble and let them know that they don't have what it takes to make the grade?

Digital Playground contract star Lacie Heart, on the other hand, seems to have the porno version of the right stuff (although we're sure some of her history has been as cautiously reconstructed as a Maoist history book, with an eye towards justifying her ascension to pornographic stardom). The accidental stripper turned Vivid contract star has a backstory that's just itching to be made into a movie: after meeting fellow performer Scott Nails at an industry party, she fell in love, refusing to screw any other man and ultimately leaving her lucrative Vivid contract for him. But that's not the end of the story: Nails brought lovely Lacie over to Digital Playground, who signed her to an exclusive contract resulting in this week's release, "Lacie: Sexual Freak" (also starring fellow contract star Shay Jordan along with Carmel Moore and Sammie Cruz).

Who says there aren't happy endings in porn? Wait, we just realized what we said right there. This is porn! Every ending is a happy one.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)