Rude Virtual: Yet Another Virtual Sex Playground

Do you dream of a life full of hot sex, strip clubs, and sizzling adult entertainment ... with none of the boring stuff that usually gets in the way, like parking hassles and depleted bank accounts and irksome STDs? Well, now you can have that life, and you don't even have to leave your computer to get it! Once again, someone has figured out the real attraction of virtual worlds, and to that end Rude Virtual offers free access to an adult digital playground -- though if you actually want to get naked or have avatar sex, you're going to have to pony up $20 a month for a full-fledged VIP membership. Still beats what you'd pay for parking or going to a real strip club, we guess.

· Rude Virtual (rudevirtual.com)