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A Country Boy Can Survive

HARDCORE

We live in a big city, but we grew up in the Midwest, so we hate it when people assume that everyone who lives in a neighborhood that can't be reached by subway is an mouth-breathing inbred yokel who can barely tie his own shoes let alone know how to use a library card. (Our libraries are top-notch, thank you very much!) Just because someone hangs out in a barn all day that doesn't mean they aren't sophisticated. They can still recognize a hot pornstar when they see one and show her some good ol' down home hospitality, to boot.

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· Farmer's Fantasy (RedTube)