Dear Costco: Thanks so much for sending us that promotional email this weekend letting us know that the Cummins Onan® P1700i Inverter is on sale. We'll try to pick one up for a future installment of our Marital Aid Test Kitchen as soon as we can. (Wait, it's not an industrial strength sex toy? We figured with that name and its general resemblance to one of these that it ... OK, never mind then.) (costco.ca - thanks Cory)