The difference between spurious trend pieces in German newspapers and their American counterparts is that articles in publications like Bild.de allow you to go up to any hot bikini-clad babe you encounter and mash your face in their cleavage. After all, that doesn't make you an intrusive pervert--you're just part of the zeitgeist! (Also? We are so totally using the phrase "Busen-Schmuser" every day from now on. Won't you join us?) (guanabee.com)