Hide Your Porn DVDs In Mysterious Magic Box

Porn collectors who want to build a library of filthy, filthy smut inevitably run into two problems--a lack of space and a lack of shame. Because you've spent all your money on DVDs, you probably don't have a house big enough to hold them all, and even though your friends and loved ones are cool with your obsession, maybe you would still prefer that they not know that you own the entire "Rim My Gape" series. Once again, technology saves the day! The Disc Manager 100 holds 100 DVDs in a small white box that is compact, stylish and--most important of all--does not have the word "Cum" or "Whores" written anywhere on it.

It's also digitally connected, can call up and eject your favorite discs at the push of a button, and can even password protect the discs you don't want prying eyes to see. (What it doesn't do, sadly, it play any of these DVDs on your TV. Nobody's perfect.) If you find that you need this level of space-saving security, then this gadget could be the answer. Also: bless your dirty little heart

· Disc Manager 100 (discmakers.com)
· See also: DVD Disc Manager 100 Keeps Your Adult DVDs Safe (Gizmodo)